The Best Investment :)

BOYFRIEND FOR SALE

DESCRIPTION:

6’ foot
greenish hazel eyes                                  August 17, 2011
built                                                       to Ms. Ana 
shy (at first)
total stud
smart
hilarious
gets mad
forgives easily
forgets easily

amazing smile
soft hair                                       
will say he loves you          
will like your friends
gently used
great condition

LIKES

the color red (and blue)

baseball
Ana (he better)
cookies and cream ice cream

Tarzan (among other classics)
hanging with friends
bowling

lil' Wayne and Mac Miller (among other rappers)

COMES WITH:

swagger
sweet moments
‘till death’ guarantee
MLB skills
amazing family
car
big screen TV
loud music

DOES NOT INCLUDE:

call of duty skills

clean room
desire to take pictures


WARNING:

May cause over thinking, tears, uncontrollable smiling, confusion, squealing,  happiness, and total cuteness overload.

**By purchasing this product you are subject to being slightly jealous when another girl talks to him, heart break, heart-fix, amazing memories together, bad memories together, running after him to apologize, realizing he has been waiting for you for four hours, falling head over heels for one another, thinking about him all the freaking time, wondering how he feels, trying to read his mind, total happiness, and REALLY CHEESY blog posts.